a woman ‘found’ a finger, rather illy
hidden in her bowl of chilli.
The management’s reaction –
and this is just no laugh –
is irony in action:
they’ve had to cut the staff.
The Prosecutor’s hinted –
though the amputee’s not found –
the culprit has been fingered,
with the evidence…to hand…
but suspicion’s bound to linger
and fingers sure to point –
did rivals have a finger
in cutting down this joint?

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