Edgar Albert Guest

Been down to the art museum an’ looked at a thousand things,

An’ some of the walls were lovely, but some of the things weren’t much,But all had a rail around ’em, an’ all wore a sign ‘Don’t touch.’Now maybe an art museum needs guards and a warning signAn’ the hands of the folks should never paw over its treasures fine;But I noticed the rooms were chilly…

I like ’em, in the winter when their cheeks are slightly pale,

But when summer suns have tanned ’em and they’re racing to and fro,I somehow think the children make the finest sort of show.When they’re brown as little berries and they’re bare of foot and head,And they’re on the go each minute where the velvet lawns are spread,Then their health is at its finest and they…

June is here, the month of roses, month of brides and month of bees,

Painting scenes of gorgeous splendor, canvases no man could brush,Changing scenes from early morning till the sunset’s crimson flush.June is here, the month of blossoms, month of roses white and red,Wet with dew and perfume-laden, nodding wheresoe’er we tread;Come the bees to gather honey, all the lazy afternoon;Flowers and lassies, men and meadows, love alike…

He is marching dusty highways and he’s riding bitter trails,

He is wearing Yankee khaki and a healthy coat of tan,And the chap that we are backing is the Wrist Watch Man.He’s no parlour dude, a-prancing, he’s no puny pacifist,And it’s not for affectation there’s a watch upon his wrist.He’s a fine two-fisted scrapper, he is pure American,And the backbone of the nation is the…