Shel Silverstein 2

I asked the Zebra:

Or white with black stripes?And the zebra asked me:Are you good with bad habits?Or are you bad with good habits?Are you noisy with quiet times?Or are you quiet with noisy times?Are you happy with some sad days?Or are you sad with some happy days?Are you neat with some sloppy ways?Or are you sloppy with some…

Oh the Crocodile

And sat down in the chair,And the dentist said, ‘Now tell me, sir,Why does it hurt and where?’And the Crocodile said, ‘I’ll tell you the truth.I have a terrible ache in my tooth.’And he opened his jaws so wide, so wide,That the dentist he climbed right inside,And the dentist laughed, ‘Oh, isn’t this fun?’As he…