I’m gonna throw my grass out the window

If you ask me how I feel,That’s a consideration.If we stop and talk a while,That’s a conversation.If we understand each other,That’s a communication.If we argue, scream and fight,That’s an altercation.If later we apoligize,That’s reconciliation.If we help each other home,That’s a cooperation.And all these actions added upMake Civilization.(And if I say this is a wonderful poem,Is…

To kill and die is such a bore.’‘I quite agree,’ said General Gore.Said General Gore to General Clay,‘We could go to the beach todayAnd have some ice cream on the way.’‘A grand idea,’ said General Clay.Said General Gore to General Clay,‘But what if the sea is closed today?And what if the sand’s been blown away?’‘A…

So I’ll just climb in the pot to seeIf I can make a stew out of me.I’ll put in some pepper and salt and I’ll sitIn the bubbling water–I won’t scream a bit.I’ll sing while I simmer, I’ll smile while I’m stewing,I’ll taste myself often to see how I’m doing.I’ll stir me around with this…

She lived over the hill I had an hour to kill I thought I’d get in out of the rainOh my she looked so fine had a bottle of wineI’d have myself a little bitty swigThen I heard wheels on the cinders and I ran to the windowsAnd somebody stole my rigOh oh oh somebody…

A lemonade sandwich, and then I might trySome roasted ice cream or a bicycle pie,A nice notebook salad, and underwear roast,An omelet of hats and some crisp cardboard toast,A thick malted milk made from pencils and daisies,And that’s what I’d eat if the world was crazy.If the world was crazy, you know what I’d wear?A…

A little too small – just a bitToo floppy.Couldn’t get used to it,Took it off.I tried on the dancer’s shoes,A little too loose.Not the kind you could usefor walkin’.Didn’t feel right in ’em,Kicked ’em off.I tried on the summer sun,Felt good.Nice and warm – knew it would.Tried the grass beneath bare feet,Felt neat.Finally, finally felt…