On scale extensive!
If I’m your wife
I must have everything
That’s most expensive –
A lady’s-maid –
(My hair alone to do
I am not able) –
And I’m afraid
I’ve been accustomed to
A first-rate table.
These things one must consider when one marries –
And everything I wear must come from Paris!
Oh, think of that!
Oh, think of that!
I can’t wear anything that’s not from Paris!
From top to toes
Quite Frenchified I am,
If you examine.
And then – who knows? –
Perhaps some day a fam –
Perhaps a famine!
My argument’s correct, if you examine,
What should we do, if there should come a f-famine!
Though in green pea
Yourself you needn’t stint
In July sunny,
In Januaree
It really costs a mint –
A mint of money!
No lamb for us –
House lamb at Christmas sells
At prices handsome:
Asparagus,
In winter, parallels
A Monarch’s ransom:
When purse to bread and butter barely reaches,
What is your wife to do for hot-house peaches?
Ah! tell me that!
Ah! tell me that!
What IS your wife to do for hot-house peaches?
Your heart and hand
Though at my feet you lay,
All others scorning!
As matters stand,
There’s nothing now to say
Except – good morning!
Though virtue be a husband’s best adorning,
That won’t pay rates and taxes – so, good morning!

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