While he swam in a creek
during Passover week
he saw HER and was instantly smitten.
There once was a bloke from Berlin.
Who would wear on all weekdays a grin.
When he prayed and confessed
it was Sundays (you guessed?)
he would cry over every sin.
She wore tights and high heels and Chanel,
walked the streets like the Aussie girl Elle.
When she flaunted her melons
she alerted all felons,
’twas like ringing the liberty bell.

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with a grain of defiance
a great book of true science
Many readers were thoroughly smitten.
So I figured I needed the book.
Just to have a most painstaking look.
But I got no reply
only God must know why,
What I said, was it gobbledygook?
If you want a considered review
then you’d send without further ado
wrapped and signed with some flair
per priority air,
I shall study it all in the loo.
Note: This is all about a very good book
written by a friend from Britain who has
procrastinated in sending me an
autographed copy.
The bribe is working as we speak.

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