When they said ‘Is it pleasant?’
He cried ‘Not at present–
It’s a little to short — is my shirt!’
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There was an Old Man of Columbia,
But they brought it quite hot,In a small copper pot,Which disgusted that man of Columbia.
There was an Old Man in a tree,
When they said ‘Does it buzz?’He replied ‘Yes, it does!It’s a regular brute of a bee!’
There was an old person of Troy,
Which he took with a spoon,By the light of the moon,In sight of the city of Troy.
There was an Old Man who, when little,
But, growing too stout,He could never get out,So he passed all his life in that Kettle.
There was an Old Person of Wick,
Chickabee, Chickabaw.’And he said nothing more,That laconic Old Person of Wick
There was an Old Man with a owl,
He sat on a railAnd imbibed bitter ale,Which refreshed that Old Man and his owl.