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I find it very difficult to enthuse
Just when you think that at least the outlook is so black that it can grow no blacker, it worsens,And that is why I do not like the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Candy
But liquorIs quicker
I sit in an office at 244 Madison Avenue
Why then do you fritter away your time on this doggerel?If you have a sore throat you can cure it by using a good goggeral,If you have a sore foot you can get it fixed by a chiropodist,And you can get your original sin removed by St. John the Bopodist,Why then should this flocculent lassitude…
In Baltimore there lived a boy.
Although his name was Jabez Dawes,His character was full of flaws.In school he never led his classes,He hid old ladies’ reading glasses,His mouth was open when he chewed,And elbows to the table glued.He stole the milk of hungry kittens,And walked through doors marked NO ADMITTANCE.He said he acted thus becauseThere wasn’t any Santa Claus.Another trick…
I have a bone to pick with Fate.
Do you think my mind is maturing late,Or simply rotted early?