So if youi stick your finger in,
He may bite off your nail.
Stick it farther up inside,
And he may bite your ring off.
Stick it all the way, and he
May bite the whole darn thing off!
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Don’t give a dose to the one you love most.
You can give her the willies or give her the blues.But the dose that you give her will get back to youse.I once had a lady as sweet as a song.She was my darlin’, and she was my dear.But she had a dose, and she passed it along.Now she’s gone, but the dose is still…
One two three four five six seven eight hey baby you’re a little too late
Lookin’ out at me on the outside lookin’ inThrough the window of my madness at a place I never beenAnd you say you understand just what my trouble’s all aboutBut you’re sitting on the inside playing on the win sideWhile I’m freezing on the outside in the what’s-it-all-about sideLookin’ in at you on the inside…
Birds are flyin’ south for winter.
Wings a-flappin’, beak a-chatterin’,Cold head bobbin’ back ‘n’ forth.He says, ‘It’s not that I like iceOr freezin’ winds and snowy ground.It’s just sometimes it’s kind of niceTo be the only bird in town.’
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He had looks he had class do anything to get a little lassAnd everyone would shout at him when he walks his girlies pastThey said everybody got one (everybody got one)Everybody got one (everybody got one) Stacy brown got two (oooh)Do you know the reason for his success (no we don’t so tell us)They say…
Oh, ever since my Masochistic Baby went and left me
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