Turned out, it was an aunt eater,
And now my uncle’s mad!
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A piece of sky
Through the crack in the ceilingRight into my soup,KERPLOP!I really must stateThat I usually hateLentil soup, but I ateEvery drop!Delicious delicious(A bit like plaster),But so delicious, goodness sake–I could have eaten a lentil-soup lake.It’s amazing the differenceA bit of sky can make.
Big Barney Fitch, he got soddenly rich
With buckets of loot and big black leather bootsActing so haughty and well-bornBut we of Australia, we’re children of convictsAnd some of us wear it quite proudlySo as he rides by in his carriage so fineI wave and I call to him loudlyRefrain:Was your grandma a whore, was your grandpa a thiefWere they forgers and…
I opened my eyes
And it dripped into my headAnd flowed into my brainSo pardon this wild crazy thing I just saidI’m just not the same since there’s rain in my head.I step very softlyI walk very slowI can’t do a hand-standOr I might overflow.And all I can hear as I lie in my bedIs the slishity-slosh of the…
Somebody has to go polish the stars,
Somebody has to go polish the stars,For the eagles and starlings and gullsHave all been complaining they’re tarnished and worn,They say they want new ones we cannot afford.So please get your ragsAnd your polishing jars,Somebody has to go polish the stars.
If you were only one inch tall, you’d ride a worm to school.
A crumb of cake would be a feastAnd last you seven days at least,A flea would be a frightening beastIf you were one inch tall.If you were only one inch tall, you’d walk beneath the door,And it would take about a month to get down to the store.A bit of fluff would be your bed,You’d…
Oh a little bitty termite you know he come knockin’ knockin’ on my front door
You know he chewed out the walls and the ceilings and the halls Lord knows he triedBut he kept gettin’ thinner and he never got no dinner and finally he sat up and criedHe said it’s plastic yeah he said it’s plasticWell you know it ain’t no wood and it can’t do me no goodBecause…