It must be Jesus (pious nerd)

As they rounded the corner at the Post Office Squarethey encountered a rather formidable bear.As the bear was a grizzly and bigger than Nickhe was driving the reindeer to the side with his stick.But the snow had been heavy and they lost it right thenheading straight for the grizzly with their vehicle, when,from a sky…

I ate the ham and pasta stewand cleaned the fridgeof all those tings desirable.But it was hot and I am poor.You are my cousin, (never met) ,and ought to understand,and scold me not, you knowI have to feed not one but two.By the time you read thisI’ll be in Alabama.The fellow was so niceand took…

behind, like angel hair, though green,lifelessness all dressed in Sunday suit,the firemen and cops were busy fretting,and filling in the gaps in giant notebooks.A life was lost again, reasons unknown,the cost to the community was small,the firemen were volunteers, the cops,though on a Sunday here, were all on salary,the spectators, they always come for free,and…

the sun had worked its magic in an overkilland photosynthesis had warmed the oval egg.It was the colour that confused at first,all fungus and spermatozoa arequite lilywhite and do possess a thirst,and moth come to the light show from afar.All moths obey the simple Rule of Seven,they fly into the great inferno just to lickif…

man sollte Dir in Dur und Mollein Staendchen singen, Tra-La-La.Ich wuensche Dir zum Muttertagdass alles schneller aufwaerts geht.Wenn Ach und Weh auch kommen magdie Erde sich doch weiter dreht.Genesen sollst Du und zurueckin’s eig’ne Heim, das ist doch klar.Es ist fuer uns ein gutes Glueckwenn alles kommt wie’s frueher war.Und mir? Da bin ich nicht…

Not a bee in a bonnetbut a gaggle of sonnets.She is known for her wonderful deeds.Got an e-mail that said they would sendsomething nice on behalf of my friend.Like the spots on a leopardit was genuine ShepherdAnd I loved it so much in the end.

soon go to sleepinside their beds.The cloud of gashas been releasedit travels slowbut with a mindthat must eraseall traces ofour lives.And we shall toowhen darkness comespull up those sheetsto cover eyeswhich never willbe used again.And do not askwho was behindthat last command.It matters not.

and no one will take it from me.But that still leaves the great dilemmaabout the pudding made from plumsbeing made squishy, between two bodies.So were you thinking of gettingdown onto your knees with me and wewould then clean up the mess?Well, I don’t mind the plumpuddingand the idea deserves consideration.

aghast and filled with human fear,prayers so urgentrose from cold lips,courage my shephard,soldiers may cheer.An arrow, featherlight and trimbroke silence thenof arrogance and hate,pausing but brieflyin the satin drapes,to find its homewithin a heart gone cold.

it seems you did not get it right,creation is in tatters.Just viewing from the outside init’s obvious you fumbledtake me, a nip of Gordon’s Ginmy system becomes humbled.The list I have is very longit shows the worst conditions,preventable, don’t get me wrongthrough erudite decisions.I know, Lord and invite you toperuse the words I’ve writtenyour prejudice…

is also home to womenfolkwho tell a mean erotic joke,most of the maidens carry muchin solidarity as suchto bovine friends, two shapely bumps(the sight will melt the fiercest grumps) .One day, the sun was kissing grassesand (somewhat speckled) Holstein asses,when teacher Zelda went to townin a light pink, revealing gown.The forecast had been for some…

If swollen is your thyroid glandhave oil of coconut on hand.And overall, make a decision(don’t trust your medical physician)to take your health back from the thieves(it’s modern ‘health care’ that deceives) .I’ll proudly recommend to you,while what you know is quite untrueyou’ve listened to the moneychangersand given years to total strangers.So, now you are advised…