May have been poisoned.
Atilla the Hun
would butter his sugar bun
he did own no gun.
Charlemagne was crowned,
not in Aix-En-Chapelle, no
eighthundred in Rome.
Young Siegfried missed it,
one spot had no dragonblood.
They aimed and found it.
Who built the first car?
‘Twas the gremlins in Stuttgart.
The three-pointed star.
If you take statins
you kill your ubiquinone,
Co-enzyme Q-10.
A rabbit has four
but a bird only two legs.
But bunnies lay eggs.
Who was the first man
to observe a cow’s udder,
and then stole her milk.
Then came the chicken,
you eat the fragile thingies
that fall from bottom.
And Michael Jackson,
he may be child molester.
Him sleep alone now.