Lost the other in a fall
he-i-he-i-ho.
Aunt Matilda was so fat
he-i-he-i-ho.
Chairs were flattened when she sat
he-i-he-i-ho.
Helmut Schroeder was a nut
he-i-he-i-ho.
had two pimples on his butt
he-i-he-i-ho.
Sherrie wears a big T-shirt
he-i-he-i-ho.
On or off she is a flirt
he-i-he-i-ho.
All the Muslims jumped for joy
he-i-he-i-ho.
Only keep a little boy
he-i-he-i-ho.
Tiny Tim peed in his bed
he-i-he-i-ho.
On the day that he was wed
he-i-he-i-ho.
Once a female, name of Keats
he-i-he-i-ho.
showed the world her dirty sheets
he-i-he-i-ho.
Poets are a funny lot
he-i-he-i-ho.
some have talent, some do not
he-i-he-i-ho.