When they are exposed and admired…
Do you become ashamed
You have none to show too?
You want your friends to believe,
You wear the pants in here!
I played along with you for years…
But it is what it is,
And if I would leave…
You would be in tears.
They are loved,
And you like them there!
Hanging in front of your nose.
Just as they appear!
So why are you letting small town talk
And gossip you hear…
Make you feel these balls and not for you,
And near!
Are my two balls
Too big for you?
When they are exposed and admired…
Do you become ashamed
You have none to show too?
If you let me be the man I am
And not one just to screw…
Like your friends and neighbors
Tell you they do
Behind the backs of their spouses,
And that’s a fact that’s true!
It will be much better…
If you decided I own them!
They are mine,
Hanging in front of my behind!
And they are there to share with you.
Anytime you’ve got an hour or two!