being burdened with such a name
until one dread night,
surfing a website,
he found he’d achieved a tasteless fame
blinking to the left of hallowed poetic text
on Poemhunter… ‘Whatever next..? ! ‘
exclaimed The Honourable Asafoetida Fartbutton, B. Litt., and then
reached for his pen
(sorry, people, but really…)

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