A piece of sky

just this old guitar and a bottle of booze.Now I don’t blame him because he run and hid,but the meanest thing that he ever did wasbefore he left he went and named me Sue.Well, he must have thought it was quite a joke,and it got lots of laughs from a lot of folks,it seems I…

But he only loved one single thing—And that was just a peanut-butter sandwich.His scepter and his royal gowns,His regal throne and golden crownsWere brown and sticky from the moundsAnd drippings from each peanut-butter sandwich.His subjects all were silly foolsFor he had passed a royal ruleThat all that they could learn in schoolWas how to make…

Sing a mumble-grumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a loony-goony dance‘Cross the kitchen floor,Put something silly in the worldThat ain’t been there before.

‘Hooray!’‘What fun!’‘It’s time we flew!’Said Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too.Ickle was captain, Pickle was crew,And Tickle served coffee and mulligan stewAs higherAnd higherAnd higher they flew,Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too.Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too,Over the sun and beyond the blue. ‘Hold on!’‘Stay in!’‘I hope we do!’Cried Ickle Me, Pickle…

To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink,The savior ofThe human ra-a-ace!She inventedMedicinal CompoundMost efficaciousIn every case.Now here’s a storyA little bit gory,A little bit happy,A little bit sa-a-ad,Of Lily the Pink andHer Medicinal CompoundAnd how it droveHer to the bad.Oh, Ebeneezer thought

A lemonade sandwich, and then I might trySome roasted ice cream or a bicycle pie,A nice notebook salad, and underwear roast,An omelet of hats and some crisp cardboard toast,A thick malted milk made from pencils and daisies,And that’s what I’d eat if the world was crazy.If the world was crazy, you know what I’d wear?A…