They pointed fingers at the Black
and then prepared for an attack.
The black boy asked why they would pick
to beat and torture with a stick
a little boy who’d done no wrong
the racist said ‘you look like Kong.
‘It is the colour that we hate
that’s why we now will beat you, mate.’
The fellow pleaded, ‘don’t be mean,
I think I am a shade of green.’
The racists, though, yelled, ‘never mind,
we’re white and also colourblind.’
upon the tailbone of a horse.And with considerable forcehe pushed his stinger through the hidewhich promptly ended up inside.The horse, whose tolerance of painwas governed by an oblong brain,a horse, that much is widely knownis born without a funny boneIt follows that a horse may crywhen bitten by a nasty fly.The fly, whose cousins own…
The bus was crammed with noisy pupilsof which a handful had no scruples.They ran around and screamed abuseand threw against the windows shoes.The driver whose authorityhad wilted like old celery,stood up and ordered them to sitbut no one listened then, to witthey now increased their rowdyismwhich clashed with Gus’ catholicism.A turn came up, they saw…
The one who tempts all mice and menpicked on a preacher now and then.He had, in steaming summer weathersent him a barmaid (name was Heather) .She bore a Bardolino flagon(the vicar had been on the wagon) .He did resist, at first through prayerbut when she lifted the first layerof petticoat and under-ruffleshe did go after…
I called her a witch.She only likes rhymesthe ones by the old masters,and the old clock chimes.How can my own spouseforget to be awed by me?I’m man of the house!It’s a Haiku nowshe has no understanding.I called her a cow.In the doghouse – ME!and she puts on my muzzle,to chew poetry.I think women areso besotten…
and no one will take it from me.But that still leaves the great dilemmaabout the pudding made from plumsbeing made squishy, between two bodies.So were you thinking of gettingdown onto your knees with me and wewould then clean up the mess?Well, I don’t mind the plumpuddingand the idea deserves consideration.
in the home-made bamboo cage.Gretel thought she could engagethe old witch in idle talk,give the boy a chance to walk.But the flaw in the equationwas that Hansel was an Asian,thus he had to pay a pricejust to find some long-grain rice.In the black Bavarian Woodslive small men with crimson hoods,but they eat Black Forest Hamalso…
