Dorothy Parker

Chloe’s hair, no doubt, was brighter;

Hebe’s arms were rather whiter;Languorous-lidded Helen hadEyes more blue than e’er the sky was;Lalage’s was subtler stuff;Still, you used to think that I wasFair enough.Now you’re casting yearning glancesAt the pale Penelope;Cutting in on Claudia’s dances;Taking Iris out to tea.Iole you find warm-hearted;Zoe’s cheek is far from rough-Don’t you think it’s time we parted? ….

Dear dead Victoria

In excelsis gloria,And R. I. P.And her shroud was buttoned neat,And her bones were clean and round,And her soul was at her feetLike a bishop’s marble hound.Albert lay a-drying,Lavishly arrayed,With his soul out flyingWhere his heart had stayed.And there’s some could tell you what landHis spirit walks serene(But I’ve heard them say in ScotlandIt’s never…

Sleep, pretty lady, the night is enfolding you;

Wrapped in its perfumes, the darkness is holding you;Starlight bespangles the way of your dreams.Chorus the nightingales, wistfully amorous;Blessedly quiet, the blare of the day.All the sweet hours may your visions be glamorous-Sleep, pretty lady, as long as you may.Sleep, pretty lady, the night shall be still for you;Silvered and silent, it watches you rest.Each…