Hilaire Belloc

This is the laughing-eyed amongst them all:

She rules the light with harmony, and bringsThe year’s first green upon the beeches tall.How often, where long creepers wind and fallThrough the deep woods in noonday wanderings,I’ve heard the month, when she to echo sings,I’ve heard the month make merry madrigal.How often, bosomed in the breathing strongOf mosses and young flowerets, have I lainAnd…

Inviting the influence of a young lady upon the opening year

And are with mastery crown’d;When as you walk your lovelinessGoes shining all around:Upon your secret, smiling waySuch new contents were found,The Dancing Loves made holidayOn that delightful ground.Then summon April forth, and sendCommandment through the flowers;About our woods your grace extend,A queen of careless hours.For O! not Vera veil’d in rain,Nor Dian’s sacred Ring,With all…

Lord Roehampton

During a late election LordRoehampton strained a vocal chordFrom shouting, very loud and high,To lots and lots of people whyThe Budget in his own opin–Ion should not be allowed to win.He sought a Specialist, who said:‘You have a swelling in the head:Your Larynx is a thought relaxedAnd you are greatly over-taxed.’‘I am indeed! On every…

Who was frightened by a Passing Motor, and was brought to Reason

‘My child, It was a Motor-Car,A most Ingenious Toy!Designed to Captivate and CharmMuch rather than to rouse AlarmIn any English Boy.‘What would your Great Grandfather whoWas Aide-de-Camp to General Brue,And lost a leg at Waterloo,And Quatre-Bras and Ligny too!And died at Trafalgar!-What would he have remarked to hearHis Young Descendant shriek with fear,Because he happened…