Jessie Pope

Here’s a prominent person

His ways are so strictly impartial,His power is great,His word carries weightIn matters domestic and martial.He never takes sides,But rough-shod he ridesOver General French and the Kaiser;Party spirit he shuns,He hinders the HunsAnd makes Tommy sadder and wiser.When in genial moodHe’s so kindly and goodYou’d never believe he could vary.But when out for a grumbleHe’s…

We know that you’re sportsmen, with reason,

I haven’t forgotten the seasonWhen we curled up before the “All Blacks.”In the matter of wielding the “willow,”We own, to our cost, that you’re it,The “ashes” you’ve borne o’er the billow—Though they’re home again now, for a bit.There are weightier matters to settleTo-day, amid bullets and shells;And the world stands amazed at the mettleYou’ve shown…

To A Stout Shepherdess

Dear lady, are you open to a hintAs down our sober pavement you displayA costume reminiscent of a printOf Valenciennes and shepherdesses gay?When Watteau, master of Rococo art,Depicted nymphs in pastoral disguises,His cunning pencil only could impartA charm to graceful shapes and slender sizes.That saucy Watteau hat where rosebuds twineIs not the sort a florid…

Beneath an Ilfracombe machine,

Strephon and Chloe found the sceneExceedingly engaging;Though Mother Earth reproached the skiesWith flinging pailfuls at her,When Strephon looked in Chloe’s eyesThe weather didn’t matter.When ‘Arry up on ‘Ampstead ‘EathPerformed a double shuffle,The rain above, the mud beneath,His spirits failed to ruffle;For ‘Arriet was by his sideIn maddened mazes whirlingAnd little cared his promised brideTo see…

Dr-rud dr-rud dr-rud dr-rud

Through Marylebone and Marble Arch,Men in motley, so to speak,Been in training about a week,Swinging easy, toe and heel,Game and gay, and keen as steel.Dr-rud dr-rud dr-rud dr-rudNorfolk jackets, city suits,Some in shoes and some in boots;Clerk and sportsman, tough and nut,Reach-me-downs and Bond-Street cut;Typical kit of every kind,To show the life they’ve left behind.Dr-rud…

Leonidas of Sparta, years gone by,

In the ravine of famed ThermopylaeHeld up the Persian army’s endless waves.Smiling, among the forest of his spears,‘Lay down your arms, the haughty Xerxes cried.The Spartan’s answer echoes down the years,‘Come here and take them !’ So they fought, and died.Horatius the odds grow longer nowWith two bold friends, Lars Porsena defied.That dauntless trio registered…