Me!Me who?That’s right!What’s right?Meehoo!That’s what I want to know!What’s what you want to know?Me, who?Yes, exactly!Exactly what?Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!Exactly what on a chain?Yes!Yes what?No, Exactlywatt!That’s what I want to know!I told you – Exactlywatt!Exactly what?Yes!Yes what?Yes, it’s with me!What’s with you?Exactlywatt – that’s what’s with me.Me who?Yes!Go away!Knock knock…
And when she gets home at night her man will ask her whyThen she’ll say it’s just a birthmark or some other silly lieBut he’ll get suspicious and then he will start to pryThen she’ll get hysterical and she will start to cryAnd he’ll say I don’t blame you but tell me who’s the guySo…
When a knight comes to fightI just toast him on sight,Like a hot crispy cinnamon bun.When I see a fair damsel go by,I just sigh a fiery sigh,And she’d baked like a ‘tater-I think of her laterWith a romantic tear in my eye.I’m the Dragon of Grindly Grun,But my lunches aren’t very much fun,For I…
and they run around free while the world was bein’ born,and the lovliest of all was the Unicorn.There was green alligators and long-neck geese.There was humpy bumpy camels and chimpanzees.There was catsandratsandelephants, but sure as you’re bornthe lovliest of all was the Unicorn.But the Lord seen some sinnin’, and it caused him pain.He says, ‘Stand…
Talkin’ ’bout the thingsThey woulda coulda shoulda done…But those Woulda-Coulda-ShouldasAll ran away and hidFrom one little Did.
Ain’t no ceiling, only blue.Jays dwell here and sunbeams too.Floors are flowers – take a fewFerns grow here and daisies too.Swoosh, whoosh – too-whit, too-wooBats dwell here and hoot owls too.Ha-ha-ha, hee-hee, hoo-hoooo,Gnomes dwell here and goblins too.And my child, I thought you knewI dwell here… and so do you
Somebody has to go polish the stars,For the eagles and starlings and gullsHave all been complaining they’re tarnished and worn,They say they want new ones we cannot afford.So please get your ragsAnd your polishing jars,Somebody has to go polish the stars.
Hamburger Face and Gruesome GraceAnd the Skull with the slimy hair.There was Mr. Mud and the Creepin’ CrudAnd the Drooler and Belchin’ Bob,There was Three-Headed Ann- – she was holdin’ handsWith the Whimperin’ Simperin Slob.The Unpronounceable Name, he came,And so did Saw-Nose DanAnd Poopin’ Pete and Smelly FeetAnd the Half-Invisible Man.There was Sudden Death and…
Sylvia’s mother says Sylvia’s tryingto start a new life of her own.Sylvia’s mother says ‘Sylvia’s happy…So why don’t you leave her alone?’And the operator says‘Forty cents more, for the next three minutes.’Please Mrs. Avery, I’ve just got to talk to herI’ll only keep her a whilePlease Mrs. Avery, just want to tell herGoodbye !Sylvia’s mother…
There was Gemini Jim and Scorpio Sal they was livin’ by the Golden GateFreezin’ their nose and wearin’ leather clothes and dealin’ every way but straightThey had a Leo dog and a Capricorn cat and everything was goin’ fineUntil into their life on a moonless night come the man who got no signHe roared right…
