He slurred his speech, ‘hello my dear, God bless.’
She knew he was still under all that dope.
‘I’m here to sponge your legs and arms and then your back, ‘
she whispers, reddening, to which he then replies:
‘Please tell me if my testicles are black? ‘
She hesitates, then looks him in the eyes.
She pulls the covers from his legs in one swift move.
Grabs hold of all his most essential, precious ware,
inspects the balls and referee, also the groove.
‘No sir, ‘ she whispers, ‘ they are coloured pretty fair;
you must be groggy from the op still but to think
that they would change while you were under the old knife
to raven black from velvet soft and pretty pink
please be assured, they will be longing for your wife.’
‘I thank you kindly, ‘ he replies, ‘for this sweet touch
I have not felt such pleasant feelings in some time,
I do appreciate your hand so very much
and may I add that all my gear is in its prime.’
And then he asked her, with a touch of burning need:
‘would you give me now the answer I still lack:
Leave your hand there, it is healing me, indeed
Are my test results, the urgent ones, now back? ‘