I find that I have straight hair
And a very wavy head.
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They’re buildin’ the gallows outside my cell.
And in 25 minutes I’ll be in Hell.I got 24 minutes to go.Well, they give me some beans for my last meal.23 minutes to go.And you know… nobody asked me how I feel.I got 22 minutes to go.So, I wrote to the Gov’nor… the whole damned bunch.Ahhh… 21 minutes to go.And I call up the…
Well it wasn’t too very long ago you know some folks walked with a hi-dee-ho
Sayin’ Yowzah and Sho nuff and Yassuh bossIt was ashes to ashes and dust to dust and they didn’t believe in makin’ a fussSo they quietly moved to the back of the busThey just say Yowzah and Sho nuff and Yassuh bossAnd when things got rough they did a little prayin’Little arm wavin’ and a…
Somebody has to go polish the stars,
Somebody has to go polish the stars,For the eagles and starlings and gullsHave all been complaining they’re tarnished and worn,They say they want new ones we cannot afford.So please get your ragsAnd your polishing jars,Somebody has to go polish the stars.
Well breakfast black coffee one slice of dry toast no butter no jelly no jam
Dinner one chicken wing broiled not fried no gravy no biscuits no pieAnd this dietin’ dietin’ dietin’ dietin’ sure is a rough way to dieSo pass me a carrot stick peel me a prune a glass of skim milk and that’s allTurn off the TV for the Big Mac commercial it’s drivin’ me straight up…