If you are a dreamer, come in

Well now she swore she’d love me all her life and I knew I’d do the sameGod damn but I don’t even remember her name I don’t remember her nameWell now I once knew a woman and oh listen while I’m tellin’ it to ya yeahShe had big brown eyes the kind that could look…

They’ve put a brassiere on a camel,So that her humps wouldn’t show.And they’re making other respectable plans,They’re even even insisting the pigs should wear pants,They’ll dress up the ducks if we give them the chanceSince they’ve put a brassiere on a camel.They’ve put a brassiere on a camel,They claim she’s more decent that way.They’ve put…

And sat down in the chair,And the dentist said, ‘Now tell me, sir,Why does it hurt and where?’And the Crocodile said, ‘I’ll tell you the truth.I have a terrible ache in my tooth.’And he opened his jaws so wide, so wide,That the dentist he climbed right inside,And the dentist laughed, ‘Oh, isn’t this fun?’As he…

He also knew he could not kill her.Not even try to kill her.Those eyes. Would look at him. Not even try.So, what to do?There was one Ung. Who lived in a cave.Beyond the hard mountain. A foul cave.Far from the village.Ung, who hunted with stones.Who killed with his hands.Who had killed two saber-tooths.And one great…

I wheeled right in them swinging doorsOut through the window with half of that storeEverybody stopped and roared here comes BigtimeLemme grab me a bottle when I bit off a tap cause I’m bigtimeI do a 90 miles an hour in this speedin’ trap and that’s bigtimeI rolled up the telephone pole and then I…

Through gypsy camps and swirling Arab fairsAnd moonlit woods where unicorns run free.So come and walk awhile with me and shareThe twisting trails and wondrous worlds I’ve known.But this bridge will only take you halfway there-The last few steps you’ll have to take alone.