And nourished on their curses.
I’ve known their taste to spread rumors,
And gossip.
Just to satisfy a craving for maliciousness,
And dirt!
How best could I use this…
To elevate my worth?
Controvesy is a must!
Eccentricness attracts!
Blessed with many gifts…
I would use this to ‘sidetrack’!
As I perfected my act!
Very few knew I loved to write.
Even fewer knew I composed.
One or two came in contact,
With my knack for business!
And in my mind I combined all of those!
Right under their noses.
Today I am thrilled,
My skills are exposed.
And those who had not known of my abilities…
Have awakened to find their lips and mouths closed!
But how can I get them to spend their dollars?
Before they realize they have none of those?
How can I get them to open their wallets,
And pocketbooks,
To get that money flow?
I know! !
I’ll have myself marketed as a precious gem.
A ‘must’ have with a price!
An excitement to have…
Quicker than palming and throwing dice!
A work of ‘art’ and one of ‘them’!
‘Delicious Wit! Come On and Get Some of It! ‘
Of course I’ll have to pretend,
My ego is offended by this kind of attention!
Flaunting one’s ability to manipulate,
Is so passé today!
Humility pays!
I’ve seen that!
AND…it works!
But I do enjoy the premise…
Of having the naysayers grimace.
Usually they are the first to purchase.
Getting them to discuss something they dislike?
Will send sales through the roof!
And boost my appetite to delight with surprises!