gets the hasty rub
scratches now his butt
waits for patient leg
eyes and face do beg.
Starts his horny hump
up and down the crease
from his inner sump
flows the canine tease.
People laugh a lot
think it is so funny
I believe it’s not,
gotta hit the dunny.
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