She thinks a baby-sitter’s supposed
To sit upon the baby.
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To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink,The savior ofThe human ra-a-ace!She inventedMedicinal CompoundMost efficaciousIn every case.Now here’s a storyA little bit gory,A little bit happy,A little bit sa-a-ad,Of Lily the Pink andHer Medicinal CompoundAnd how it droveHer to the bad.Oh, Ebeneezer thought
Once I spoke the language of the flowers,
Once I smiled in secret at the gossip of the starlings,And shared a conversation with the houseflyin my bed.Once I heard and answered all the questionsof the crickets,And joined the crying of each falling dyingflake of snow,Once I spoke the language of the flowers. . . .How did it go?How did it go?
Someone ate the baby it’s rather sad to say
We’ll never hear her whiney cry or have to feel if she is dryWe’ll never hear her asking why why why someone ate the babySomeone ate the baby it’s absolutely clearSomeone ate the baby cause the baby isn’t hereWe’ll give away her toys and clothes we’ll never have to wipe her noseDad says that’s the…
I met her on a corner in Duluth
She was tryin’ to fix her shoe in a telephone booth(Her name was Ruth.)She said she was just waiting for a busBut I hid my thumb cause I knew just what she was,And I ain’t gonna let no thumbsucker such my thumb.It’ll drive you crazy and leave you deaf and dumb.It’ll make you crawl and…
Tell me who can
Lou can.Just how few canRide the toucan?Two can.What kind of goo canStick you to the toucan?Glue can.Who can write someMore about the toucan?You can!
Said General Clay to General Gore,
To kill and die is such a bore.’‘I quite agree,’ said General Gore.Said General Gore to General Clay,‘We could go to the beach todayAnd have some ice cream on the way.’‘A grand idea,’ said General Clay.Said General Gore to General Clay,‘But what if the sea is closed today?And what if the sand’s been blown away?’‘A…