The host as boring
As any snoring conversation can get.
Even the hors d’oeuvres seemed to beg for escape.
Faster than the ‘help’ could deliver them.
They were deliciously placed…
On silver platters that held homemade doilies!
And dipped to taste in minted sauce.
The better half of ‘Mister Excitement’ had made.
Even the chambermaids made an appearance,
To check for life by feather dusting!
And this was to be the highlight,
Until some drunkened and delusional socialite exclaimed…
‘May I have a fresh cock here please! ‘
And all the men rushed to her aid.
As the butler squeezed a bit of lime to deliver,
To this minx!
‘As you like, madam!
One fresh…cocktail.’
And she sipped and wiggled her way through,
Stiffened embarrassments!