In a court of law,
When the prosecutor shows up drunk.
The jury is passing a joint of weed between them.
The bailiff is masturbating!
The plaintiff is sharing a 5th of scotch.
And the defendant appears in a clown suit!
When the order is called for all to rise…
At a rascism charge proceeding,
A prostitute comes from under the judge’s bench.
And ‘he’ is the district attorney,
That everyone recognizes as the local minister!
But silence is demanded…
As the national anthem is played!