There once was a fellow named Norris.

in roomy hollows of decayand she remembered back to whenher husband had, while sound asleep,rolled out of bed and fell to ground.He broke his neck, the fall was steepand lay there, still, without a sounduntil a bird had picked him upto take him back to sparrow’s nest.Announced ‘You kids, I have some grub’.Meanwhile our maggotmum…

A bunch of loonies did decidethat global warming, far and wideis caused by stuff called C O Twotherefore we suffer, me and you.Conveniently forgetting thoughthat rain and sunshine, even snowand life itself depend on it,all eaten stuff turns into shitby means of CO Two, oh yes,without it there would be no mess,because all life would…

the living daylights out of meto set, she said my dark soul free.I had a younger brother too,when he was small he would turn bluethe doctor said he needed airmy Nanny, though would simply bareher ample bosom on one sidethen tell the boy to open wide.She was convinced and lectured othersthat something lacks in certain…

in that small chamber to confess,or cry my tearswhile grippingwith numb fingertipsthe wailing wall.I come to you,my dear old friendto ask advice.I’ve travelled longand often tookthe hilly roads,due to the viewsand thenthe pleasure ofdescendinginto valleys,with a well earned ease.I took to resting under trees,’twas always hardto leave their pleasant company,and I preferred to reachthe outskirts…

call it TOE for trans-esophagealand then you look at the heart from behind.It’ll tell you a few thingsbut it won’t allow you to look into theheart of a human being.For that, you’ll have to,well, you have to….

Only Jekyl returned’cause his colleague was burnedby the flame of belligerent pride.So Doc Jekyl went back to the fire,saw the man who is known as town crier.He was told all the newsand was given her shoesand he called the town crier a liar.How can fire get out of controland consume a most beautiful soul?So Doc…