We would lose too many voters if I spoke the way I feel
So I must keep the Tories happy or I’ll lose all of my appeal.
Graeme Campbell or Pauline Hanson I don’t ever criticize
I would gain no votes in doing so silence more often than not wise
They are voicing their opinions ‘ remember my talk on free speech’
I am here to represent you to the voters I don’t preach.
Except of course on the Trade Unions on them I will have my say
They don’t ever vote for Liberal they are Labor anyway
If I gave them all they asked for with Simon Crean they would stay
And they would still be voting Labor on Federal Election day.
And of late I too have changed my mind on Hanson she like things all her own way
And since she has formed her own party on her I will have my say
Pauline plays the game of human colours she prefers white to black or brown
And I’ll expose her as a racist and try my best to drag her down.
I will keep sweet with my Tories they are on the Liberal side
And I’ll make life hard on the Unions and the poor and unemployed
Trade Unionists are Un-Australian and Un-Australians I don’t like
And I’ll make all true Aussies happy and break every Trade Union strike.
I will represent all Australians on election night I said
But that night I had one too many and it went straight to my head
Of course I don’t represent Trade Unions or the poor and unemployed
I was merely acting humble on my moment of great pride.
The middle class to wealthy Aussies look on me as someone great
They know I’m a right wing tory and to them I can relate
And that’s why I’m Prime Minister of Australia by the majority empowered
Though I don’t represent every Aussie, Your sincerely, Mr Howard