Veni vidi vici,

even elephant shotswill not alter his spots.Though no spots can be found on his hat.An old donkey is really an ass,he will NOT make a pass on a lass,quite content to abstainhe will use his small brainto just stand there and eat the green grass.

my observation powers.She waddled, all that blubber,garnished with shoulder pads,covert suspenders and duct tape,size called ‘infinity’, a waveof air preceded the mass,mostly the temperature was highbut in the noise of raucous laughterit was hard to tell what happened.Yes, men were at her feet, all overthe dancing hall, though hardwoodon a polished floor is without comfort.No…

and golden clasp on purple tiehe stopped his ship of foolsalong the road outside the shantytown.‘Say, little boy, go home you filthy rat,you bastards have no manners and no pride,polluting the environment of our great landand breeding like the rabbits of Zimbabwe.’He told the chauffeur to avoid the piles of poo,that decorated all the roadsides…

came once againto see off dawnand welcome inthe daylight starkness.The tiny porkeron his backone chubby footon mothers teat,the one that isreserved for him.A ray of sunsteals throughthe cracksof weather-wornand aging alderilluminates a dusty cloudof those who would,well justified,take up their spacein weightless airabove and in between,unfolding lifewhich like a burstof foul and earthyyet so pleasantaromas…

and the elves lost their way,Santa rolled up his sleeve,quick took out out his road mapand peered through his glassesthen he waved with his cap‘Let us move your fat asses! ‘So the reindeer did flyin a Northern directionand from high in the skythey could see a reflection.As their well-travelled legslanded, things became funny:Among thousands of…

They checked their gearand willed their nerves to be deceived.All shutes did open, what a sight!Except for one, and desperationwas written on the Para’s face.And no one else could hear the wordshe on the downward journey mumbled:‘To die like this, make no mistake,is not my destiny, by God! ‘Repeated it so many timesthat he believed…