You know that all those budding gills
entice strange fish to search for frills.
And if the males don’t feel your stoma
you soon will catch a haematoma
through stainless steel complete with worm
and once you’re pierced you twist and squirm
but no one hears your lonely cries
good bye you wave to all the guys
too young to lust in blissful sin
they’ll put you, headfirst in a tin.
Though from the moment we did meetyou thought I wasn’t up tothe standards of a first-born sonwhose name was true tradition.Yet you allowed us to have funand Opa took us fishing.Each afternoon, cocoa and cake:At three o’clock precisely.You’d built from scratch this special bake,’twas tasty, went down nicely.I still recall your hairy handthat held the…
His bank accounts were in arrearsthe biggest sum was owed to Sears.So, fittingly, he’d wisely chosenSears Tower, now he was half frozen.And, as he tried to catch the moodhe smelled a whiff of Polish food.It had arisen from the city,and what a godforsaken pity!Could he not go and have a lasthot sausage? It would be…
who was cut, as they say,will in 18 months fall.They repair what ain’t brokefor the money I guess,if you don’t want a strokecome and let me no lesscut your heart that was faultyand demand lots of dough,tell you that no more saltyfood be part of your show.Then they let you take Zocorbecause it lowers your…
recoup from days of toil,my hope rests with the next of kinto bring to a good boilthe water which fell from the skytears from the angels really,they flavour what will glorifythe morning; coffee will flow freely.I was, as is my custom nowen route to foreign destinations,in fact, I stroked an Alpine cowin hopes of out…
he knew, of course, the misery of Oz,how they had won, through a conspiracyhatched in the comfort zone of foreign lands.‘The meek’ he said, they shall inherit all,he did not like aggression or deceit.nor did I have a bloomin’ thing to lose,nor was my soul in fear of heaven’s sudden wrath,thus it was time to…
who of the chosen few will bethe one to hold her little hands,and squeeze the rosy fleshjust for the pleasure ofher superfragilistic company.
