Skewered perfectly between Vadalia onions…
Green pepper and fresh garden tomatos.
You don’t want me to find it odd,
They are dipped into beer…
Before grilling them over a mesquite laced bar-be-que.
You think I should find the salmon chunks delicious?
With your homemade lemon and brown sugar sauce…
As I sip red wine and chew!
You want me to believe I love you…
Because you can whip up these recipes?
You think I enjoy making love with you…
Because you easily please and seductively tease?
You want me to believe I love you,
Because I’d be a fool if I did not?
Who do you think you are to believe,
You can weaken me like that?
I’m just here to enjoy the view from your window.
And the companionship I get,
As I play with your Tabby cat!
Don’t ever believe,
I’m with you constantly…
Because I think you and I are a match!
I’m not giving up my bachelor life,
To become snapped up by your trap.
I am much too wise to be tricked like that!