‘You will stay back today, in detention,

he moved to the UKbut what can I sayhe never got out of the bar.

where masticators(at times they’re thirty-two)do all their handiworkwith sounds unlike a violinand more like frank depravity,slip to where acid catersto proteins, like mutton stew.After the stomach valve there lurkdigestive juices from the pancreas,and bile from the elusive bladderwhose contents look and smell like pusand have the sting of a death adder.And that is it as…

he used, one must describe the signsand symptoms so that colleagues willat once and with aplomb discernthe nature of the beast, man’s scourge,though in the very end of ends it seemsthat only noisy flatulence was ever found.Re-routed, rising through a thermal cloud,it entered through the glottis, late at night,and bathed onlookers in its putrid stench,the…

he is one of the cream and will secretly prayand take over the current chief’s role.Did you think that a bloke who has riches to burnwould be seen with the folks from low class?All he wants is the job, please don’t give him a turnhe’s a shifty, deceitful old azz.

Though she deniessome salient facts,I had just called herto say Hi,and also Happy Mother’s Day,when, with an edgewithin her voicedid want to knowabout her lifewith us,her children.‘Was it acceptable,and did I dowhat could be calleda loving jobfor all of you,what do you think? ‘I could not runso quickly said‘Most of the timemost certainly.’It was an…

how London reeledits fate seemed sealed.There was a bridgeup near a ridgewhich you could climbif you had time.‘What is the use’,I asked sleep drunk,of the rotund andhelpful monk.‘It leads you tothe golden shoe,you slip inside,go for a ride.’‘Where to, my friend,where will they sendme from the shoeendorsed by you? ‘‘Please understand,it’s Yonderland,a land so freewhere…