But tiny Fred
Just lies in bed,
The lazy little beast.
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Very good homeCental heatingTVA deep freezeA very good home-No one to take youFor that lovely long run-But otherwise‘A very good home’They fed you Pal and ChunBut not that lovely long run,Until, mad with energy and boredomYou escaped- and ran and ran and ranUnder a car.Today they will cry for you-Tomorrow they will buy another dog.
My sister Laura’s bigger than me
I can’t lift her, I’ve tried and tried;She must have something heavy inside.
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That thundered in the night.It shook the bedrooms all aroundAnd gave the folks a fright.The doctor called;He was appalledWhen through his stethoscopeHe heard the sound of a baying hound,And the acrid smell of smoke.Was there a cure?‘The higher the fewer’The learned doctor said,Then turned poor Maveric inside outAnd stood him on his head.‘Just as I…
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Unaware of my crime
I was sentenced to life….without her.Strange trial.No judge.No jury.I wonder who my visitors will be.
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