It can’t compare to human dicks.
Ooops, sorry, if you’re shy.
Given the look of these cacti-
who’d ever venture near them?
And do they have those small erecti
so other cacti fear them?
So, if your features just don’t measure
up to a standard level,
you’ll need to grow a prickly treasure:
Become a horny devil!
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of prickly thistles.We did our thing therewith heavy motorcyclesand local sheilas.Our teachers loved usthey never had to worryour grades were perfect.And then, one morningit was before the sunrisetwo hit a tree and perished.It was the last dayof the school year at Easterdad came to fetch him.The school directorwhose job it was to tell himwas pale…
The impotents and pitiful they walked in single file
Brown uniforms and swastikas now rowing ‘cross the Nilewe simply must take charge of them and holler our Sieg Heil.No novel intipiculum can ever pay my way,man has, in his basilicum, found ample time to pray.Throws values to silicium, where everyone is gay.Ye Gods have lost the plot my friend, the Devil wants to play.
Vote for the USA,
Y’all join the NRAit’s all in the DNA.
When others stand too close to me,
I’ve always thought one must be freeof pests that like to take one’s placeand spread their wings like pesky flies.So when I stop to shoot the breeze,exaggerate, tell little lies,some of these folks will try to seizean opportunity of sortsto hover close like an oppression.And now and then someone resortsto paw me, skipping all discretion….I…
I thought of other things,
You rang, would you be gamefor coffee with a dame?I thought what is the usewould being a recluseconvince the pesky bird?Well, Sir, you have my word,I had no mind to sippale latte or to skipmy game of golf at noonmy swim in the lagoon.You know (I think you do)that it is surely trueif I had…
Those who would buy that to inflame
inside the silliness of shameare those who want to stay behind.If inflammation turns you on,you may be ignorant for sure,when all the evidence has goneeven the dummies won’t endure.And if you do prescribe the shit,to fill you bank account with dough,the time will cover up the pit.When someone says, I told you so.