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Mary went to have a child
doctor saw her went so wildhe became a cynic.Mary spread her hairy legsdoctor took a peak,didn’t see no little eggsshe had sprung a leak.Midwife came and then took charge,colleagues, dears, I knew it,babies leak, if somewhat large,Amniotic fluid!Forceps now were fetched at onceMary: ‘Here comes Sam, ‘out came something, but not bunsMary had a lamb!Doctor…
‘So many sick and feeble folks! ‘
The patient says: ‘I sure can tellthat almost everyone is well.’Thus it’s ironic that we seewhat we would dearly like to be.
‘Little Boy Blue’,
in honour of the colourof his lips and nose.His mother criedas she gave birthto him inside the chapel.Gunfire from nearbybrought new anxiety,and soon leftits own mean mark,so pitiless and final.She took himto the frosty fields,still bleeding fromthe Russian bullet.perhaps they could,without the helpof God, who hadabandoned them,get to the safetyof the forest.Her breath was shallow,dictates…
This morning on my way to church
inside my pockets for some moneybecause they’d find it not too funnyif I showed up with empty hands(it’s not that our priest demandsthat people give what they can’t spare)but serving God means that we sharewhat he has given us to usefor things like applepies and shoeswell going back to my own searchthe banker passed, with…
But then she could not stay,
She sang the song of naked innocenceand all my cares were, in the end,just blown away.
A hairy, freckled, frilly lizard
He lived inside my monitordon’t ask me what he lived there for.It seems that once this frilly lizardbecause he is a hairy wizardwould with the devil make a pactand in the end my patience cracked.For years I had to thus endurethe wizard and there was no cure.It often made my outlook failso I decided I…