Candy

Hair and hair again appears;And climbs like ivy round my ears.Hair across my collar gambols;Down my neck it wayward ambles.Ever down it trip it tickles;Yes, where it trips it tickles.Barber dear I wish I knew;Why i do not visit you.Why I grudge the minutes ten;In your smiling den.Why I choose to choke on hair;Rather than…

Their bedroom is full of conducted tours.Their radio is louder than yours,They celebrate week-ends all the week.When they take a shower, your ceilings leak.They try to get their parties to mixBy supplying their guests with Pogo sticks,And when their fun at last abates,They go to the bathroom on roller skates.I would love the people upstairs…

Today I have the agility of a Greek god and the appetitite of aVictorian.Yes, today I may even go forth without my galoshes,Today I am a swashbuckler, would anybody like me to buckleany swashes?This is my euphorian day,I will ring welkins and before anybody answers I will run away.I will tame me a caribouAnd bedeck…

Following which, the lion’s lionessUp and swallowed Bryan’s Bryaness.

If the place you’re atIs your habitat,You’re a foreigner, say in Rome.But the scales of Justice balance true,And tit leads into tat,So the man who’s at homeWhen he stays in RomeIs abroad when he’s where you’re at.When we leave the limits of the land in whichOur birth certificates sat us,It does not meanJust a change…

And helps you with your girdlewhen your hips stick.

The surf was swirling blue and white,The children swirling on the sand.He knows, He knows how brief my stay,How brief this spell of summer weather,He knows when I am said and doneWe’ll have plenty of time together.