He tells you when you’ve got on

Indeed, unless the billboards fallI’ll never see a tree at all.

So what? Would you be calm and placidIf you were full of formic acid?

Or else the other way around.I’m never sure. Are you?

Bears have cubs,Bats have bittens,Swans have cygnets,Seals have puppies,But guppies just have little guppies.

So Thomas EdisonNever drank his medicine;So Blackstone and HoyleRefused cod-liver oil;So Sir Thomas MaloryNever heard of a calory;So the Earl of LennoxMurdered Rizzio without the aid of vitamins or calisthenox;So Socrates and PlatoAte dessert without finishing their potato;So spinach was too spinachyFor Leonardo da Vinaci;Well, it’s all immaterial,So eat your nice cereal,And if you want…

The bear was hungry, the bear was ravenous,The bear’s big mouth was cruel and cavernous.The bear said, Isabel, glad to meet you,How do, Isabel, now I’ll eat you!Isabel, Isabel, didn’t worry.Isabel didn’t scream or scurry.She washed her hands and she straightened her hair up,Then Isabel quietly ate the bear up.Once in a night as black…