Just one little drumstick–
They say I couldn’t be dumber.
One tough and skinny drumstick,
Why was that such a bummer?
But everybody’s mad at me,
Especially the drummer.
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She wouldn’t believe
A magical eraser.She said I was a silly moo,She said I was a liar too,She dared me prove that it was true,And so what could I do–I erased her!
Oh the changing of the seasons it’s a pretty thing to see
There’s the wind come from tomorrow and I hear it callin’ meAnd I’m bound for the changing of the seasonsOh it’s blowin’ in Chicago and it’s snowin’ up in MaineAnd the Islands to the south are warm and sunnyAnd I’ve got to feel the earth shake and I gotta feel the rainAnd I’ve got to…
Birds are flyin’ south for winter.
Wings a-flappin’, beak a-chatterin’,Cold head bobbin’ back ‘n’ forth.He says, ‘It’s not that I like iceOr freezin’ winds and snowy ground.It’s just sometimes it’s kind of niceTo be the only bird in town.’
Said General Clay to General Gore really must we fight this silly war
Said General Gore to General Clay we could go to the beach todayAnd have some icecream on the way a grand idea said General ClaySaid General Clay to General Gore we’ll build sand castles on the shoreSaid General Gore we’ll splash and play let’s leave right now said General ClaySaid General Gore to General Clay…
Sick ‘I cannot go to school today,’
‘I have the measles and the mumps,A gash, a rash and purple bumps.My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,I’m going blind in my right eye.My tonsils are as big as rocks,I’ve counted sixteen chicken poxAnd there’s one more – that’s seventeen,And don’t you think my face looks green?My leg is cut, my eyes are…
Listen to Mustn’ts, child, listen to the Don’ts.
Listen to the Never Haves, then listen close to me.Anything can happen, child, Anything can be.