Or sing my ‘Old Kentucky home’ for that would please me so
Or ‘old folks at home’ or ‘Oh Susanna’ to the strains of the banjo.
I hate to hurt your feelings sir but to you I must say no
For I’ve never heard of this Foster and his songs I do not know
It’s the first that I’ve heard tell of him, never heard of him before
Is he some old ballad monger dead one hundred years or more? .
So you’ve never heard of Stephen Foster then it only goes to show
That you are not a true folk singer when his songs you do not know
He was America’s greatest song writer and his is an undying fame
And I find it hard to believe that you’ve not heard of his name.
So you can’t sing a song of Stephen Foster’s, then I’ll go elsewhere for beer
For to hear one of his oft sung songs the reason I come here
The drinks are dearer here tonight just to cover your fee
And you can’t even sing a Stephen Foster song for me.