When I was asked…
‘Why do you wish to work for us? ‘
My response…
‘Give me a reason to want to! ‘
Here’s another one…
‘Where do you see yourself,
In the next five years?
My response…
‘Not being interviewed,
For a position I’m overqualified for! ‘
And when test results were revealed…
This was the exchange…
‘You have done remarkably well.
In fact,
The position you most qualify for
Was ‘just’ filled.
We will keep your resumé in our active files.
And if a similar position opens…
You will be contacted! ‘
Well…
Those active files were usually discarded
In an opened trash can!
My new approach now is this…
‘I want to start at least tweny dollars an hour! ‘
Their response…
‘We can’t pay that.
I’m not even getting that! ‘
My response…
‘I can understand why you’re not getting paid that.
If you can not see I am worth more than that…
I’ll be surprised if you’re still here…
After someone discovers you were stupid enough,
To let me walk out that door! ‘
And most companies fail,
For the lack of qualified employees.
Who wants to hire someone smarter than they are?
I knew of folks who trained five years…
Just learning how to file documents alphabetically.
And they have won ‘Employee of the Month’ awards!
But then again…
None of them ‘looked’ like me either!