You can choose to look at it this way…
Either I have had a lot of practice at it!
With those before you providing my experience.
Or…
You have gotten on my last nerve,
With such a degree of annoyance…
I had to offend,
To deliver the attention you sought!
Now…
Which is it?
If neither of those applies,
And this is your first time being insulted…
You and I could become good friends.
I do not often offend without a purpose.
Stick around!
You look as if,
I might have finally found the one…
Who will not put up with it!
‘You’re sick! ‘
Really?
Tell me more.
Don’t stop.
I’m all ears.
You have my undivided attention!